Total Medals Earned: 989 (From 223 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,410 Points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (20/30 points)
Once you go green...
Who needs a parachute?
That's what really happened?
An ending that's out of this world!
Medals Earned: 5/11 (45/375 points)
run 50m length
run 250m length
transform to harry potter
transform to Jacob the werewolf
transform to Jaws
run 500m length
run 1km length
perform 30x book streaks
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/27 (20/500 points)
Throw your first bomb
Watch the credits until the end
Kill your first enemy
Complete Chapter 1 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 2 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 1 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 2 without shooting
Complete Chapter 2 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 on Insane difficulty
Acquire 9 lives
Complete Chapter 3 on Hard difficulty
Earn 1 million points
Complete Chapter 2 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 1 without shooting
Complete Chapter 1 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 on Normal difficulty
Watch all 6 cutscenes without skipping
Beat the game on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 without shooting
Beat the game on Hard difficulty
Beat the game on Insane difficulty
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/420 points)
Survive the first wave of attackers.
Purchase the Stasis Generator.
Purchase the Liquid Nitrogen Generator.
Purchase the VX Land Obliterator.
Purchase the Deranian Chaingun.
Purchase The Line of Death.
Purchase all of the Auto-fire turrets.
Purchase every single turret.
Get the bad ending.
Get the good ending.
Beat the entire game without purchasing a single gun.
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/270 points)
Fail to get at least 1.000 points
Critically hit the Knight
Get a score of 10.000
Get a score of 5.000
Get a double kill
Complete all the trials
be l33t and score over 50k
Get a triple kill, pretty hard.
Kill 10 knights in one run
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/350 points)
Goat serial exterminator
Unlock the Shield Barrier power
Unlock the bat power
Unlock the dragonform power
Unlock the Hoof Crush power
Reach the Mountain Pass
Unlock the Play Tips power
Reach Evila
Get a triple kill
Kill a Winged Knight
get a 50x combo
Medals Earned: 7/17 (145/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Killing King Kong
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/350 points)
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Lose against any team
Medals Earned: 2/9 (20/105 points)
Your Slicing skills are up to par with the greatest
You use your surroundings wisely
You are a master of Jutsu Techniques
You are fully capable of Awesome Combos
You have mastered the Art of Multi-hit Combos
You used the stage traps to your advantage
You can kill things with style. Bravo.
You collect anything with a sharp, murderous edge
You get sh*t done.
Medals Earned: 7/10 (130/430 points)
Collect 3 Stars
Complete 5 Levels
Complete 10 Levels
Collect 10 Stars
Complete 20 Levels
Collect 25 Stars
Collect 50 Stars
Complete 30 Levels
Collect 90 Stars